Selfie – Two Years of 10,000+ Steps

I knew it was close, but no app presented me a special badge or flashed any award. It was rather anticlimactic when, adjusting a formula on an Excel spreadsheet, the resulting number displayed 731.

Oh.

I intended to write about hitting two years of consecutive 10,000 plus steps on the actual day I hit the milestone, but I missed it. And that’s okay – after two years my daily routine includes 10,000 steps in the same way I manage to get dressed and feed myself. It’s inevitable. It’s going to happen. It’s habitual.

That doesn’t mean it’s easy. Or unremarkable.

It just means I don’t dwell on it on a daily basis.

Part of that is because when I do dwell on it, when I stop and think about this accomplishment it really messes with my head – I did that? No… that’s not something I’m capable of. Not Jordy…

I switched from a FitBit to an Apple Watch a little more than a month ago and if I had stuck with the FitBit it probably would have celebrated my step-iversary. But as I alluded to at the top, I keep my numbers in a spreadsheet. Which allows me to drop some astounding numbers:

  • 731: Number of days with at least 10,000 consecutive steps
  • 9,645,850: Number of steps during this streak.
  • 4,508: Miles walked since the streak started.

I went back and read what I wrote last year on the first year of 10,000 consecutive steps. The number totals have changed (obviously), and a lot of the sentiments there are very similar to what I started to say here. In fact, there I listed the most steps I’ve taken in a day (41,180) which I haven’t beaten since then, nor have I really lost any more weight than I mentioned there, either.

So, on paper—rather, on spreadsheet, by the numbers, this last year of consecutive 10,000 steps seems quite workmanlike. Routine. Expected.

Except this year has been anything but routine, and putting those numbers in context is important for me to recognize it. I got married (and managed 13,476 steps that day)! I went on a cruise for the first time this year and while Akilah and the rest of her family was getting sick from a particularly rough patch of sea on the way up to Alaska, I was on the treadmill in the gym in the bow of the ship (14,515 steps and no seasickness!). I lost a toenail at the end of that trip and still kept the streak going. On road trips with Akilah, I walked around rest stops to manage to get my steps on long days in the car.

So, to the ever-present doubting voices in my head, yes, Jordy, you did this. You’ve fought for this, and you should be proud of yourself. And I am.

But, if you’ll excuse me, I need to take Allie out for a walk – I still have 1,500 steps tonight to get day 732…

31 Ghosts – The Unforgiving Tree

My friends, we have reached All Hallows Eve! This is the final story for this year of 31 Ghosts bringing to a close the seventh year of this endeavor! Thank you all for sticking around and reading some or all of these spooky musings. Alas, the busy month meant I made absolutely zero progress on Volume 2 of the 31 Ghosts book, but I’m confident I should have that done before the wish bone of your turkey is ready to break.
For now, though, I’ll leave you with the final story for the month.  I’m sure you’re familiar with the children’s classic Shel Silverstein story, “The Giving Tree.” Well… I’ve always hated that story. So let’s add a little agency for the tree, and throw some spooky in there for good measure…
Thank you again, and happy Halloween!

Once there was a tree…

And she loved a little boy.

And every day the boy would come and he would gather her leaves and make them into crowns and play king of the forest.

He would climb up her trunk and swing from her branches and eat apples.

And they would play hide-and-go-seek.

And when he was tired, he would sleep in her shade.

And the boy loved the tree… Very much.

And the tree was happy.

But as time went by, And the boy grew older, And the tree was often alone.

Then one day the boy came to the tree and the tree said, “Come, Boy, come and climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and eat apples and play in my shade and be happy.”

“I am too big to climb and play,” said the boy. “I want to buy things and have fun. I want some money. Can you give me some money?”

“I’m sorry,” said the tree, “but I have no money. I have only leaves and apples. Take my apples, Boy, and sell them in the city. Then you will have money and you will be happy.”

And so the boy climbed up the tree and gathered her apples and carried them away.

And the tree was happy.

But the boy stayed away for a long time… And the tree was sad.

And then one day the boy came back and the tree shook with joy and she said, “Come, Boy, climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and be happy.”

“I am too busy to climb trees,” said the boy. “I want a house to keep me warm,” he said. “I want a wife and I want children, and so I need a house. Can you give me a house?”

“The forest is my house,” said the tree. And the enormous branch the boy had climbed and swung from years ago detached from the tree. The boy, no longer as nimble and spry, could not move fast enough and was crushed to death beneath the heavy limb.

The boy did not stay away for long, as his ghost emerged from his destroyed body beneath the enormous branch. He stared up at the tree and cried, “Why? Why did you kill me?” And now he saw the spirit within the tree, majestic and strong smile down at him.

“My boy,” she said, “when you loved me and I loved you and you carved your initials into my body, I overlooked it – you were a boy. Later, when you carved your initials and that of that girl you no longer even see I knew the way this would go.”

“No,” said the boy’s ghost, “I never intended to hurt you.”

The tree smiled sadly. “That might have been true, and that is even worse because it shows you did not think about me. You needed money and I gave you my apples – they were ripe and needed to be harvested anyway. But you took them without regard, without thanks.”

“I was very grateful!” cried the ghost.

The tree shook her branches and said, “You say that now, boy, you say that now…

“And then you came to ask for more. You came to ask for part of my body to build your house – your house of me and away from me?” The tree straightened her trunk to her full height and said, “I know how this story ends…”

The ghost cowered before the powerful tree.

“And now, my boy, you are my ghost. You will haunt my forest, and you will scare off those who intend to do me harm. And you will join my legion of others who have tried to wrong me in the past.”

The boy looked past the tree and saw many ghosts moving among the branches and roots. They converged on the boy ghost and his form lost a little color as he became one of her thrall. And the boy never again left the tree.

And the tree was happy.

31 Ghosts – Birthday vs. Deathday31 Ghosts

The old fish packing plant stood on a crumbling pier that had been red-tagged years ago. The plant rusted under the salt fog and was caught in a legal limbo that only seemed to accomplish that no one set foot in the place. But on the edge of a city packed with the living hustling here and there with a furious sense of urgency, the derelict plant served as an unofficial meeting place for a number of the city’s ghosts.

Around a grand table in the middle the main floor sat two dozen ghosts. There were Native American ghosts, as well as some who clearly appeared to be Mexican settlers. Gold field-bound 49ers sat next to the spirits of dot com bros who sat next to flower children, beat poets, and drag queens. At one end of the table sat a woman in a bright party dress talking excitedly to the ghosts next to her. On the other end of the table sat a man in a black-on-black suit who talked with his neighbors in subdued tones.

Among the din of the ghosts talking amongst themselves came a very deliberate throat clearing. “Ahem,” said the one specter that towered over the seated guests. His spindly arms and legs looked less human than some cartoonish nightmare creation. “If I might have everyone’s attention,” he announced and the room fell silent. He grinned an impossibly wide smile and said, “Thank you all for coming to this celebration. As you all know,” He swept his long fingers towards the woman in the bright party dress, “October 30th is Emily’s birthday.”

Squealing and tittering erupted from Emily’s side of the table, while the tall figure gestured to his left and a dozen tiny, disembodied black orb-like spirits floated a rainbow-colored cake with dozens of brightly burning candles ablaze on top. They moved the cake to the table and set it in front of Emily, to the audible delight of that side of the table.

A woman dressed in a smart business suit started to sing, “Happy birthday to you—” But her neighbors cut her off.

The tall creature shook his head in disapproval. “We don’t sing.”

Several of the older spirits nodded solemnly as the woman who had started to sing squeaked, “Sorry!”

The creature nodded and then said, “Emily? Please blow out your candles.”

Emily smiled at the creature and then started to blow. It took several attempts to extinguish the conflagration of candles, but she eventually succeeded and a cheer erupted from her end of the table.

Meanwhile, the other side of the table remained stoically quiet and unmoved. The man dressed in black, in fact wore a deep scowl observing the candle-blowing.

The tall creature turned from Emily and her cadre of ghosts towards the darkly dressed side of the table. “This day also marks Leland’s deathday,” he gestured towards the man in the black suit who finally cracked a tight smile.

Another group of black orbs moved a black-frosted cake towards that end of the table. No one spoke, no one cheered, but as the cake was set down in front of him, Leland said simply, “Thank you, Aeternus.” Then, under his breath he said, “though I have no idea why we still humor anyone celebrating a birthday.” The last word was said with utter disdain.

“What did you say?” Emily demanded. The entire table went silent.

“I said,” Leland spoke for everyone to hear, “I have no idea why any self-respecting ghost would celebrate their birthday.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Emily said. “Sorry to remind you that origins matter. Everyone here,” she started then added, “Excepting Aeternus and his minions,” the creature inclined its top hatted head. “Everyone here was born. That’s why we celebrate birthdays even as ghosts,” she folded her arms across her chest.

“How quaint,” Leland sneered. “And I agree, origins matter. Which is why we celebrate the day you died as the beginning of your existence on this plane. The day you transitioned from a physical plane to this spectral plane. This origin is the discarding of that fragile life that – like your candles – was extinguished. Our death is worth celebrating.”

“Oh, is that so?” Emily retorted. “But you acknowledge that we all lived lives before we died. Celebrating ones birthday is a celebration of that time we struggled as the living, an acknowledgement of the time we spent breathing, loving, growing, and, yes, ultimately dying.”

“Dying being the operative word, Ms. Emily,” Leland said. “We’re not alive anymore. Celebrating our deathday is a way to acknowledge the finality of dying and reflecting on our lives in this spectral realm.”

“But birthdays represent the foundation of one’s personality, character, and experiences. The challenges and triumphs a soul faces during life stems from their birthday, giving it immense importance.”

“On the contrary, celebrating ones deathday is an acceptance of our change of state. It’s recognizing a closure of our mortal life and reflecting on our current condition – a far more important thing to do in this spectral realm.”

“Umm, excuse me, both of you,” said a young girl sitting at the middle point of the table.

Both Leland and Emily were about to talk over the child before Aeternus raised his booming voice. “I believe little Alice has a point to make,” he announced, and all eyes fell on the little girl.

She blushed at all the attention but then said, “I think birthdays and deathdays are both important, but I think you both are missing the point of this celebration…”

Emily leaned forward in curiosity and Leland raised an eyebrow at the little girl.

She smiled a missing-tooth smile and said as a black orb set a plate in front of her, “the most important part is the cake!” and she looked hungrily at the plate on which sat a slice of rainbow cake and a slice of dark chocolate cake.

“Here here!” a man in a 1920’s suit raised his fork in salute to the little girl as he dug into his own cake.

Leland shrugged in surrender and offered a genuine smile down the table at Emily. “Happy Birthday, Emily.”

And Emily raised a forkful of colorful cake and said, “And Happy Deathday, Leland.”

In the old fish packing plant on a derelict pier on the edge of the city the ghosts all ate cake on the 30th of October.