31 Ghosts – Medium Density Fiberboard, Part I

You know, only one year have I gone this long without splitting a story. I actually thought I might make it the whole month without a two-parter. Alas, this one got away from me – it needs space to breathe I couldn’t give it in one night. So, please enjoy the first part of this restoration.

Tessa smiled as she climbed out of her F-150 and shouldered her small tool bag. “Mr. Matheson, I didn’t think I’d see you again,” she shook the visibly nervous man’s hand. “You didn’t seem particularly happy when we last met.”

“That’s because your bid was ridiculously high and your ideas for renovating this house were… not what we were looking for.”

“And yet, here I am…” Tessa smiled, gesturing towards the old Craftsman Bungalow with siding removed and scaffolding around one side.

“Yes, well, we’ve had some… issues with the other contractors….” He pinched the bridge of his nose.

“Contractors? Plural?”

The man grimaced. “Yes, we’ve had three different contractors start and leave without warning. Only one has even returned our phone calls.”

“Oh? What did they have to say for themselves?” Tessa smiled.

The man fidgeted nervously. “They said…” he started and then mumbled something unintelligible.

“They said what?” Tessa asked again.

“They said… they said it’s haunted,” he said finally.

“Haunted?” Tessa said, turning to the house, nodding seriously. “Yeah, that makes sense…”

“It – what?”

Tessa stared at the house as she recited: “This is the Rutherford house. Built in 1911 by Edwin Rutherford and his brother Leland. When the Rutherford family finally sold it in 1965, the subsequent owners sold it sooner and sooner – first owner had it for fifteen years, the next thirteen, then ten… By the ‘80s the owners just rented it, but had trouble keeping tenants longer than a year. Eventually, it sat empty until you bought it.”

Mr. Matheson stared at her open-mouthed. “How… How do you know so much about this place?”

She looked at Matheson and smiled a little sadly. “Mr. Matheson, I don’t bid high for my health. I put in the work – that means before and during the job. When you asked for a quote, I pulled the records for this place. I like to know what I’m getting into. This place has had a lot of… trauma.”

“Trauma? I don’t understand, there’s been no reported deaths…”

“Well, there you’re wrong,” Tessa said. “Edwin and Lila lost their eldest son here in 1923.”

“How can you know that?”

“Homework, Mr. Matheson. Historical societies, microfiche at the library.”

“To… to what end, Ms. Calder?”

“Tessa, please,” she said. “A house is more than wood and plaster. It’s a culmination of materials, process, history, and intention.”

“Intention, Ms. Calder—err, Tessa? Pardon me for saying this, but that sounds a little… woo-woo.”

Tessa grinned, “That’s not the first time I’ve got that. Let’s check the place out and let it tell us what’s going on…” She walked towards the house leaving Matheson staring after her. She stepped gingerly up the steps onto the porch, listening to the way the wood creaked almost imperceptibly under her steps. She tilted her head at the green door with the inset windows before rapping her knuckles on the smooth surface. “Where’d you get this cheap door?”

“It matched the aesthetic we’re going for,” Matheson said as he hurried up onto the porch. “And it wasn’t cheap, let me tell you…”

“Hollow-core, synthetic finish… Please tell me they didn’t get rid of the original.”

“It’s in the garage,” he gestured towards the detached garage down the driveway.

“Okay, good. I have a guy who can restore it and get it to match what you’re looking for.”

“Is that really necessary? This door is perfectly fine…”

Tessa turned around and faced Matheson directly, speaking quietly yet firmly. “No, it’s not. That door’s the only thing every hand that ever lived here touched every day. You think you can just replace that and not change the house?”

“Change the…” Matheson sputtered.

Tessa ignored him and stepped inside. In the fading evening light, the pink light through the windows didn’t do much to illuminate the interior or cut the intense chill. Tessa pulled out her flashlight and shone it around the dim interior as Matheson stepped inside behind her.

“The power is currently off…” he explained unnecessarily but was cut off by a loud knocking coming from the south wall of the room, causing him to jump.

Tessa didn’t react except to continue calmly tracing the beam of her flashlight over the interior until she reached the wall with the knocking. “Ah, I hear you…” she said calmly as the light fixed on the white-painted brick fireplace. She walked towards the fireplace as the knocking got louder and more insistent.

“We… we can come back during the day,” Matheson said, edging towards the door.

“No, we’re good…” she said, pulling out a pry bar and hammer from her tool bag before setting it down. She ran her hand across the brick lining the firebox as the knocking continued. “Uh-huh,” she said softly, “I hear you…” She finally stopped, set the pry bar against the mortar between two bricks, and struck it with the hammer. Several quick blows later, a brick clattered to the floor — and as it fell, a gust of warm air swept through the room, carrying the scent of linseed oil and baked bread.

“What in gods name are you doing?!” Matheson yelled when the brick fell to the hearth. In the silence that followed, Matheson remarked, “The knocking… it’s stopped.”

Tessa had set her tools down and brought the flashlight up to the hole in the brickwork. “That’s what you’re trying to tell me,” she said quietly.

“What is it?” Matheson asked.

“Take a look,” she gestured him over. He moved to the hole. “See that color?” The flashlight played over dust-covered muted cobalt and wheat-gold glaze. “Hand-painted tiles. I’d bet that’s the original fireplace. It wants to be uncovered.”

“Your saying, the knocking… the haunting… is the house itself?”

“That’s exactly what I’m saying, Mr. Matheson.”

He looked from the broken brick to her calm face.

“You really believe that, don’t you?”

“I don’t have to believe it,” she said. “I can hear it.”

For a long moment he said nothing, then nodded once – small, defeated.

“All right,” he whispered. “Fix it.”

Tessa kept her eyes on the exposed tile, brushing soot from the painted wheat stalks.

“I’m not fixing it,” she said. “I’m letting it breathe. You’ve just got to give the heart of the house a little air.” She placed her hand on the exposed tile and closed her eyes as she felt the warmth from the tile and knew the house realized it was being heard.

31 Ghosts – Please Avoid Trail Running At Night

After we had set up camp I really needed to get a run in. I asked if anyone in our group wanted to join me, and while I got plenty of “I’ll join you tomorrow morning,” no one was interested in running after setting up tents.

As I pulled on my running shoes in our tent, my girlfriend pleaded, “Come on, Julie. Skip your run tonight. It’s going to get dark soon anyway.”

I looked at my watch. “It’s 4:30. I’ve got plenty of time, Liz. Besides, after the drive up here I’m a ball of energy. I’m not going to go far. I just need to stretch my legs.”

“Jules, seriously – there’s, like, mountain lions and bears out there! Come on, don’t go alone.”

I put my hand on her shoulder and looked her in the eyes. “I’ll be fine, Liz. Seriously. How many years have we been coming up here?”

“I know… but… hurry back, please?”

With a promise I would keep it short, an hour and a half later, after the last light had died away I realized I was a terrible girlfriend. It was a case of “Oh, I don’t remember that trail…” combined with, “That uphill sprint is really tantalizing…” and I was still a half mile from camp. I checked my Garmin watch and could see I wasn’t far and I was on the trail. I had a flashlight, even – I wasn’t that unprepared.

But as I descended into a particularly thick copse of pines, my spidey-sense was prickling. My hand fell to the holster where I carry my bear spray when I backpack… but I wasn’t carrying it while running. I took a deep breath, zipped my windbreaker closer up my neck and ran on.

I came to a dead stop when I heard the voice say, “Hey beautiful lady.”

My first thought: “he’s too close.” My second thought: “Please let it be a ghost…”

As the shirtless man came out from behind some trees onto the trail zipping up his jean shorts, it was clear what he was doing out here. And given I could smell the beer on him from ten paces, I could also tell he probably wasn’t prone to making good decisions (okay, the no-shirt and jean shorts spoke to poor decisions already, given his physique). I angled towards the far side of the trail and intended on just ignoring him – worse come to worse, I was confident I could outrun his drunk ass if it came to it.

“Well, Buck, what do we have here?” his friend stepped out of the bushes ahead of me.

In the light of my flashlight, I could tell from the way this guy was standing he wasn’t drunk. I could also tell his intentions might even be worse than his buddy’s.

“She’s fiiiiiiine, Dean,” the one named Buck said from behind me.

“Excuse me, guys,” I said as firmly as I could and endeavored to run by.

As I did, Dean reached out and grabbed my arm hard. “Oh, where you going, honey? We just want to talk…”

The selling feature for my just-in-case running flashlight wasn’t the clip I use to secure it to my waistband when not in use. Nor is it the quick USB-C rechargeable battery. No, instead it’s the second button which, when held for two second, gives you a burst of the full 3000 lumens that turns night into day. It also physically hurts when said button is depressed and the flashlight is a foot away from the face of the guy who just grabbed you.

The light flashed, Dean roared and released me, and I bolted like a spooked rabbit. With the adrenaline coursing through my veins, you’d think I’d easily be able to outpace drunk Buck and now-blind Dean. Unfortunately, the four miles I’d already done on top of the drive and setting up camp had sapped my all-out speed, and they were powered by some sort of pervert power – I could hear their footfalls gaining on me.

I ran though last-ditch defense – the flashlight could possibly flash again, and even if it couldn’t, it’s still a five inch long hardened aluminum tube, and my step-dad long ago taught me to throw a mean punch. But against two of them? I ran harder.

I came around the corner a good ten meters ahead of them when I saw it.

Ahead of me, angry, glowing, and charging in my direction straight out of a nightmare came the largest bear I have ever seen. Seriously, it rivaled the stuffed polar bear Liz and I saw at the sporting goods store in Ketchikan, Alaska last year. My flashlight shone right through it. And, did I mention it was coming straight for me?

I braked hard.

I looked behind me and I could hear Dean and Buck huffing and puffing. They hadn’t come around the corner yet, but they were just about to.

I looked ahead at the bear…

I ran towards the bear.

The bear ran past me.

Jaws open, it caught Dean’s midsection in its enormous jaws as one paw swatted Buck hard. He flew against the trunk of a tree with a sickening thud before falling limply to the forest floor. The bear reared onto its hind legs, Dean in its jaws. It stood at least fifteen feel tall before hurling Dean’s body to the ground. It roared a primal sound that shook the ground before ferociously swiping right claws and then left. I had to turn away. When I looked back, the bear was standing over what was left of Dean and it was looking at me.

I know I should have been, but I wasn’t afraid at all. The bear seemed to sense it, and – I kid you not – nodded at me before turning and leisurely walking down the path I had just run. Before it went around the corner, I watched it fade into the night. The forest went so still I could hear my heartbeat echoing in the dark.

“Jules!” I heard Liz yell as a crisscross of flashlight beams came running up the trail.

“Julie, are you okay?” Alfred asked. Before I could answer, Liz had enveloped me. “We heard screaming, and a roar…”

“Holy shit,” Taylor said as his beam shone over what was left of Dean.

“Oh my god!” Jennifer’s beam caught the broken figure of Buck.

“What did this?” Eliot asked.

Taylor’s beam followed the path the bear had taken, stopping on an indent in a soft spot in the dirt. He squatted down to examine the depression. “If I didn’t know better… those are too big for a black bear… I’d swear this was a grizzly. But California grizzlies went extinct more than a hundred years ago.”

“Jules, what happened?” Liz asked desperately.

I knew I was in shock. I could feel it in the way I let Liz’s embrace hold me up, and I knew it in the way my mouth and brain couldn’t form coherent words. Finally, I managed to quietly say, “I… I chose the bear.”

31 Ghosts – Housemates

“Ezra? Join us for beers after work?” Mateo leaned into Ezra’s cubicle.

“Can’t,” Ezra said, visibly disappointed. “I’m meeting my housemate tonight.”

Mateo quirked a brow. “Dude, didn’t you just move into a place two months ago? What happened with that place?”

“Same place. But I still haven’t met my housemate. Everything was done online through email and chat. Apparently his job keeps him on assignment for weeks or months at a time. He’s back in town today and really wanted to meet in real life.”

“Bro, you know that sounds hella sketchy, right?”

“Yes…” Ezra started. “But the rent was ridiculously cheap, and the place is really nice.”

“Ridiculously cheap rent, an absentee housemate, everything done online… Dude, you’re going to wake up one morning missing a kidney, you know this, right?”

“I didn’t even mention that the place is haunted.”

“Bro! Seriously, WTF?”

“Have you checked out the state of renting these days? It’s absolutely insane. And this place isn’t exactly paying the kind of wages I can afford anything real – especially with my student loans…”

Mateao held up his hands in a placating gesture, “No, man, I get it… I just… dude. Dude.”

“Dude, I know… We’ll see how tonight goes. Worse comes to worse, I run out screaming and sleep in my car until I figure out what’s next.”

“Alright, man… We’ll pour one out for  you,” Mateo shook his head. “Good luck, dude.”

When Ezra got home, the lights were still off and the house was still locked up – had he screwed up the dates? Was the mysterious Ian not actually coming home? Maybe a flight delay…

Just then, his phone buzzed in his pocket – a message from Ian: “Hey Ezra, my flight’s delayed. Should be there around 6:30.”

“See,” Ezra said to himself. “That makes sense.” Then he heard the footsteps above him that he’d been hearing since he moved in. “Guess the ghost is active today,” he laughed and went to his room to change. He’d heard footsteps coming from the second floor since he moved in – he’d even heard doors opening and closing on their own. Ezra had investigated only to – unsurprisingly – find nothing upstairs but Ian’s fastidious room and bathroom. Nothing out of place, no one hiding up there.

He texted Ian about it once and Ian’s response was… if not reassuring, at least confirmation he wasn’t crazy: “Yeah, I’ve heard that too. I tried to convince myself the house was settling, but that doesn’t make sense. I don’t have an answer other than it at least seems like a friendly ghost!”

If Ian wasn’t freaked about it, Ezra couldn’t get too worked up about it. It wasn’t like the ghost messed with his stuff or anything.

It was 6:45 when Ezra heard the automatic garage door open. He thought he’d see the lights from Ian’s car, but figured he was just really into this new Netflix series. He heard the garage door close and then heard the kitchen door open and close and then a voice from the kitchen: “Ezra?”

“Yeah, Ian? I’ll be right there,” he quickly hit pause and started to get up.

“Don’t worry, I’ll come in there. Just warning you, though, I might not be what you’re expecting…”

That was weird, Ezra thought. He turned as the door opened and a tall man, probably in his mid-forties stood in the doorway. He was neatly dressed in a khaki button-down shirt and jeans. His hair thinning, but still a light brown matching the stubble-length facial hair. Nothing out of place…

Ezra stood up to shake Ian’s hand. Ian smiled, reached out his hand and moved quickly into the room and walked right through a dining table chair that had been pulled out a bit.

Ezra’s eyes became huge and he went pale. Ian stopped and looked down to see the back of the chair bisecting his torso. “Shit,” Ian said flatly. Then, taking a small step forward to clear the chair, put his hands in the pockets of his jeans. “So, this is awkward.”

“You… this….” Ezra pointed to the chair. “You…”

“Yeah, this didn’t go how I was hoping,” Ian said sheepishly.

Ezra looked around the room franticly, gauging the distance to the front door…

“Ezra,” Ian put his hands up, “Let me explain…”

“You’re… you’re….”

“A ghost, yeah.” Ian said, crossing the living room and sitting heavily in the loveseat opposite the couch Ezra had stood up from. Elbows on his knees, Ian smiled sadly. “Can we talk?” When Ezra just stared open-mouthed, Ian took it as a good sign that he hadn’t yet bolted. “Please, Ezra. Have a seat.”

Ezra had contemplated bolting. It was the rational thing to do. Sensible even. But he hadn’t… So, at Ian’s words he tentatively sat down.

Ian’s smile warmed. “Thank you. I… uh… I don’t know what I was thinking,” he started. “The away-on-business thing? Opening and closing the garage, coming in through the kitchen…” He laughed, “I genuinely thought I might be able to shake your hand and keep the charade going.” Sighing he stared at his hands folded in front of him and continued. “But, no, that was dumb.” Raising his head to meet Ezra’s eyes, he said, “I haven’t been away on business. I’ve been here the whole time. The footsteps upstairs? That was me.”

“You’re… you’re a ghost,” as the words left his mouth Ezra realized how silly it sounded, yet was grateful he managed to form words at all.

“I am,” Ian said. I died six months ago. I was shooting the ghost town of Kolmanskop in Namibia.”

Ezra stared blankly.

“I’m a photographer. Freelance, mostly. I sell a lot to National Geographic, Outside, that kind of thing. You probably noticed the pictures?” he gestured to the framed photos of stunning landscapes. “Kolmanskop is an abandoned town that’s being swallowed by the shifting desert sands.” His gaze grew distant as he described, “I was on the second floor of this house trying to shoot the neighboring buildings with the attic window as a frame when the floor gave out. Broke my neck. The sand covered me in days.” He sighed. “They may find my body someday. Or maybe not. But I came back here and found out I could get online and even appear sometimes,” he gestured to his form. “It takes a lot out of me, and I’m sure I’ll be…” he searched for the word. “Incorporeal for the next few weeks, but I figured we needed to meet face to face… even if one of the faces was translucent,” he gestured to himself.

Ezra’s mind swam with so many questions, but only one came out: “Why?”

“Why come back?”

Ezra nodded.

“You’ve met Joan? In the ADU in the back?”

“Mrs. Armstrong? Yeah. She made me cookies when she saw me move in.”

“I saw that,” Ian smiled. “She’s sweet like that. I’ve known her most of my life. She was friends with my parents and then looked after my mom when she was going through her chemo treatments. Did you know she’s a hospice nurse?”

“No,” Ezra said. “I didn’t know that.”

Ian nodded. “She was with my mom when she passed when I couldn’t be.” His voice trailed off, the sentence carrying the hint of a much longer, sadder story. “After her husband died, I rented the ADU to her for… practically nothing. He left her with nothing but debt and after how she took care of my mom… it’s the least I can do.

“The problem is I don’t have any family, no will… if I’m dead, the house falls into probate… Joan gets evicted. I can’t live with that. I mean… I can’t not-live with that? Being online has allowed me to keep selling photos so I’m able to pay services, property taxes, etc. But there are some things I need to be here physically for – or at least I need someone here to sign for things, let the plumber in… that kind of stuff.”

“That’s the ad for the housemate,” Ezra said.

“Bingo,” Ian said. “I’ve put this meeting off because I was trying to figure out how to broach the subject.”

Ezra leaned back slowly, the initial shock settling into something else – pity, admiration, maybe both.

“So… you just need someone to keep the lights on?”

Ian nodded. “Someone to be alive on paper. To make it all look normal until… well, until it doesn’t need to anymore.”

Ezra exhaled, a shaky laugh escaping. “You know, for the rent I’m paying, I guess that’s fair.”

“Really?” Ian looked genuinely surprised. “After all this?”

“I mean, it’s a good cause. And you seem like a decent dead guy.”

Ian smiled, relief softening his features. “Thank you. I promise it’s temporary. She won’t be around forever. I just want her to have that much.”

Outside, through the window, Joan’s porch light flicked on. A shadow – her silhouette – crossed behind the curtain, moving slowly, steadily, alive. Ian turned toward the glow, his voice low.

“She leaves the light on for me, you know. Says it keeps the house feeling friendly.”

Ezra followed his gaze. “Guess she’s not wrong.”

When he looked back, the chair across from him was empty. Only the faintest indent in the loveseat cushion remained, like someone had just stood up.

Ezra called softly into the air, “See you around, Ian.”

From somewhere upstairs came the creak of a floorboard – two steps, then silence.