31 Ghosts 2020 – October 9: Dictation

Everett opened a blank document in his word processor software. He moved his mouse over to the button in the upper right for SADIE and clicked.
“Hello, Everett,” the modulated voice said. “The Smart Automated Dictation Interface Editor or SADIE is ready to go. Shall we start?”
Everett appreciated how far this technology had come. “Okay, SADIE, start dictation.”
“All right, Everett, I’m online. Start dictating when ready.”
Everett sat back in his desk chair, hands completely off the keyboard and mouse. He picked up his double Old Fashioned off the desk and started telling his story. “I don’t remember when I first thought about the most endangered mammal on the planet, comma, the riverine rabbit of South Africa’s Karoo desert, comma, but once I heard about them I was captivated…”
He continued, watching his words appear as text on the screen word by word, sentence by sentence, and paragraph by paragraph.
SADIE broke into his dictation at one point. “Everett, I believe that last sentence is a fragment.”
Everett furrowed his brow. He knew it was a fragment – it was a fragment for effect. “SADIE disable grammar correction.”
“Grammar correction disabled. Please continue.”
And he did.
A few paragraphs later he stopped. “SADIE, move the last paragraph up above the previous paragraph.”
Everett watched as the last paragraph moved graphically above the previous paragraph.
“Where do you want to start again?” SADIE’s electronic voice asked.
“At the end of the next paragraph – after ‘and so I went to the desert.’ New paragraph.”
The cursor moved to the indicated position. “Please continue,” SADIE instructed.
“I had asked my wife, Leslie, if she would accompany me to study these elusive creatures. She said she wasn’t interested. Had I known she would die while I was in the remote desert field camp, I never would have gone.”
“That’s a bunch of horseshit!” Leslie’s voice came across the speakers. “You know you murdered me!” On the screen the words “That’s a bunch of horseshit. You know you murdered me!” spelled out on a new line as Everett dropped his Old Fashioned.

31 Ghosts – October 8: Let it Snow!

Akilah is a wealth of story ideas. I wrote about this another time that sometimes it takes a while for one of her story ideas to fully germinate into something I can put on paper. This one… might not have sprouted quite so fully, but it’s fun! So, shake it like a Polaroid picture!

Alan didn’t like being dead. Well, he would have preferred to have just faded out – that’s what he had expected would happen. No fluffy clouds and harps. No damnation and fire. Just fade to black. But that’s not what happened. He didn’t know why, didn’t know who to file a complaint with, didn’t know how long this would last.

He did know he could control the weather. Well, to an extent…

In the darkness he felt his way around the village by feel. Sure, he could walk right through them, but this was habit. He peered into the darkness and there it was, a light came on in the distance – far, but bright and flickering. He thought he could make out images…

Alan preferred his village stay dark.

He raised his hands and sent energy coursing out of him. Snow erupted around him, blocking out the light. No, not blocking it out. Refracting it off the little crystals so that his village sparkled.

..

“Look! It’s doing it again?”

“Honey, what?”

“LOOK! At the snow globe you brought back from Lausanne, Switzerland!”

“Huh,” she said. “You didn’t shake it up?”

“No. And you didn’t either…”

“No, I didn’t,” she said watching the little drifting fake snowflakes in the little globe gently float down through the liquid trapped inside the tiny dome and around the small gingerbread-like Alpine village. “What do you think it is?”

“Heh, maybe it’s haunted!”

“A haunted snow globe? That sounds like pure hell,” she said.

..

Alan sat on the roof of one of the buildings and watched as the last bit of snow settle on the white covered ground and let out a contented sigh. He didn’t like being dead, but this beat fading to black.

31 Ghosts 2020 – October 7: Finding a Body

Yeah, I’m back-dating this one. This concludes the story started with “Bloody Mary.” I’m not sure you need to have read that one to get this one, but you probably should read the story before this one,Old Friend, New Places. Well, this might conclude the storyline… Or we might meet Alora again… Who knows?!

Effie and Alora set out the next day in their Honda Fit. “Okay, this is weird with you in the rear-view mirror,” Effie said.

“This whole thing is weird,” Tracy agreed from the mirror.

They started in front of Madison’s house. “So, this is what the place looks like on the outside! Sure as shit better than that shack of a place Trenton lived in…” 

“Sometimes gentrification has its benefits,” Effie looked around at the nearly identical two-story houses.

“Whole bunch of Stepford Wives here,” Alora said.

“How do you even know about Stepford wives?” 

“I watched it with you!”

“Oh… yeah…”

“Wait,” Tracy said, “Original or the one with Nicole Kidman?”

“Original,” Alora said.

“You’re a good mom,” Tracy approved. “Let me get my bearings here… everything looked so different…” in the mirror she turned around as if looking out the windshield. “Okay, yeah, let’s head out towards 99.” 

“North or south?” 

“South.”

They drove in silence until the perfectly manicured HOA’d suburbs gave way to low-slug houses with overgrown yards and then finally the houses disappeared completely as grazing land swapped with geometrically lined fields of lettuce, and fruit trees. After half an hour Tracy broke the silence saying, “Here! This exit! Then go left!”

Effie took the off ramp and then back over the freeway. They followed the road as it meandered into forestland, the trees rising up around them as the road followed the serpentine of a small river.  “Here,” Tracy said in a serious and low tone. “That dirt road on the right.”

“Yikes,” Effie said turning down the rutted road. They didn’t make it more than a few hundred meters before the Fit groaned as the ridge of a deep rut scraped along the underside of the sedan. Effie slowly backed up and surveyed the road ahead of them which only looked worse. “I think we’re going to have to hike it from here,” she said. “How far is it, Tracy?”

“Not too far,” Tracy said standing outside the drivers side door.

“Holy crap!” Effie started. “Tracy… you’re… not in a mirror!”

Tracy gave them a wan smile, “No, there’s a lot of energy here. I can manifest on my own here.”

“I like you better in 3D,” Alora said.

“Thanks, Al. This way,” Tracy started deeper into the trees.

Effie could hear the creek getting closer. Suddenly there was a rustling and Alora grabbed her mom’s hand as they both froze as a voice came angrily from the bushes ahead of them. 

“I swear to god, if that’s that damn racoon again I’m going to slap it so hard it’s going to have an ectoplasm tattoo!”

Tracy giggled. “Tina! It’s me!”

“Tracy? Hey! I thought you were haunting Jerkface’s house.”

“I was. Well, it turns out his house was torn down. I was haunting the house that’s there now. It’s a long story, but I got in touch with friends,” she gestured to Effie and Alora. 

“Hi,” Effie started nervously, “I’m Effie and this is my daughter Alora.” 

“You can call me Al,” Alora told her. 

“Really?” Effie asked her daughter.

“I’m… trying it on.” 

“Looks good on you, kid,” Tracy winked.

“Hi,” Tina said gaping. “Sorry, I’m just… I can’t believe you got two living people out here, Tracy.” She blinked back tears. “We’ve been guarding you for so long.”

“Guarding?” Alora asked.

Tina sniffled and nodded. “We’ve been taking turns.”

“We who?” Effie asked.

“You remember how you said the FBI were asking about Trenton?” Tracy asked. “He’s a serial killer. I was the first, but he killed eight more women after me.” 

“I was the third,” Tina said.

Effie stared trying to figure out what to say. Finally, “I’m so sorry.” 

“It’s okay,” Tina said. “It was a long time ago. My sister and I still get to hang out.” 

“Was she killed too?” 

“No, thankfully. She can see ghosts.” 

“Convenient!” Alora said.

“Right?!”

“Take turns?” Effie brought the conversation back around.

“The other women. We call ourselves the ‘A-Force’,” Tracy said.

“Well, some of us call ourselves the ‘A-Force,’” Tina corrected.

“What’s the A-Force?” Effie asked.

“It’s the female version of Marvel’s Avengers, mom,” Alora said.

“Yeah,” Tracy said. “You need to meet Samantha. She’s a big comic book nerd. She suggested the name.”

“Do we really need a name?” Tina asked. “I just see us as… family.”

“Yeah…” Tracy said. “That too,” she smiled.

“Our found family,” Tina smiled at Tracy, “take turns watching over Tracy’s body.”

“Watching over?” 

“Yeah,” Tracy knelt down to a slight bulge in the dirt. “Trenton buried my body here. Pretty shallow, too – a couple feet is all. I don’t know if he wanted animals to get to me or what, but that’s what would have happened. I kept them away for the first few months. Until I got… company…”

Tina knelt next to Tracy and rubbed her back supportively. “Trenton got more methodical starting with Sarah. He didn’t bother burying the bodies. He actually staged us to be found. He’d pose us in the hotel rooms he tortured us in with an unlit cigarette in our mouth.” 

“What a sick motherf…” 

“Alora!”

“Am I wrong?” Her mom shook her head sadly. “Wait, this Trenton guy is the cigarette slayer?”

Tina sighed. “I hate that name, but yeah.”

“Why do you hate it?”

“Because it reduces him to a caricature,” Tina said. “It gives him one of the things he wants – infamy.”

“What should we call him?” 

“Nothing. Talk about us who are gone,” Tracy said.

Everyone stood silent. 

“Better yet,” Tina said, “Let’s nail this bastard!”

“How?” Effie asked.

“Get the cops.” She pointed to the dirt. “We’ve been protecting Tracy’s body because it’s the key.”

“I don’t understand…”

“She was the first…”

“I prefer ‘prototype,’” Tracy smiled.

 “Heh, sure, Tracy,” Tina laughed. “After he killed Sarah, she haunted him. I met Sarah after I was killed and we all kind of… bonded. Trenton came out here once when he was in town…”

“Creepy,” Alora said.

“Girl, you don’t know the half of it. Anyway, that’s when we met Tracy and we figured out this killing is different. She’s got a cigarette in her mouth, too – inside the garbage bag under here – but where ours were unlit cigarettes, this is one he smoked and put in her mouth still lit.”

“It’s got his DNA on it!” Alora said.

“Girl’s good,” Tina said to Tracy.

“We’re so going to Small Town Murder when they come around, Mom!”

Effie smiled at her daughter, then to Tina, “But she’s been here, what, fifteen years?”

“Fifteen years, three months, two weeks, five days, and seven hours,” Tracy said. “But, you know, who’s counting?” 

“I don’t mean to be macabre,” Effie started.

“You’re in a forest talking to two ghosts standing over a shallow grave and now you’re worried about macabre?” Tracy asked.

“Okay, you’re right. But… is there anything left but bones down there?” she gestured to the ground.

That’s why we take turns,” Tina pointed to Effie. “We’re keeping the critters away.”

“Like the racoon you were going to slap?” Alora asked.

“Like all the critters. This ground is deader than Tracy.” 

“Hey!” 

“Well, it’s true.”

“Holy crap,” Effie said in understanding. She reached for her phone, “No signal.” She looked back towards the car. “We’re going to go drive until we get signal and get the cops out here. Alora, let’s go.”

“Mom,” Alora said, “I want to stay here with Tina and Tracy.

“I’m not going to leave you in a creepy forest, Alora.” She looked up at Tina, “No offense.” 

“Look,” Tracy said, I’ll go with you. Al can chill with Tina. Tina will kick the ass of anything that could  hurt Al.” 

“I am a ferocious babysitter,” Tina said with a gleam in her eyes.

“Okay, I guess.” Effie said reluctantly. “I’ll be back shortly.” 

As Effie and Tracy walked back to the car, Alora started, “So you still get to see your sister?”

“Yeah, she married this cop. You could say I set them up…” 

The headlights of the Fit shone into the darkening forest. “They’re back, Al,” Tina said sitting cross legged on the ground with Alora.

“And she’s got company,” Alora said pointing to the four police vehicles with their strobing blue and red lights casting weird shadows through the trees. She looked to her right and Tina was gone. “Tina?” 

“I’m here, Al. Just, you know, not visible.” 

Alora stood and hugged her mom when she showed up. To the lead officer with the Maglite behind her she said, “She’s here,” pointing to the ground. 

“So you’re daughter’s a psychic?” the tall officer said suspiciously.

“She is,” Effie said winking at Alora. 

“Not the strangest thing,” he said. “Dave?” he motioned to an officer behind him carrying a shovel. 

“Not too deep. Be careful,” Alora instructed. 

It didn’t take long. Alora and Effie were immediately led away and back to the station as the lead officer called the FBI.

“They arrested him,” Effie said to Alora at dinner. A month had passed, but Effie felt like it had been a year. Repeated police interrogations and depositions for both her and Alora. Alora as the “psychic” was grilled ceaselessly about how she knew what she knew. She had perfected her flat stare and perfect delivery of “I commune with the dead” with the perfect amount of gravitas. Effie told her repeatedly how proud she was at how Alora weathered it all. 

“I saw,” Alora said over a bite of orange chicken. “Rat bastard. What took them so long?”

“It took some time to get the DNA from that cigarette and ID him. And he’s a long-haul trucker. I think it just took them that long to just catch up with him.”

“I heard the medical examiner couldn’t believe how well Tina’s body was preserved.”

“Like medical-mystery couldn’t believe,” Effie said.

“What can I say,” Tracy said. “I aged well.”

“Well, you had some help from your family,” Alora said to the ghost sitting between her and her mom.

“A-Force,” Tracy smiled.

“Fair.”

“Is there any fear that Trenton is going to, you know…” Effie canted her head to the side and stuck out her tongue. 

“Pull an Epstein?” Alora finished.

“Let’s just say we’re taking turns watching him now,” Tracy said. 

“I’m glad you got to stick around, Tracy,” Alora said.

“Well, who’s going to help you with your whole communing with the dead thing?”

Alora blushed, “Yeah, well… it was a fun line to say.”

“Oh, no, I’m actually serious,” Tracy said. “Hanging around with Tina and me? If you start seeing people who aren’t really there… it’s a thing….”