31 Ghosts 2018: October 24 – Something In The Field

The man stood on a dirt service road that ran the perimeter of the vast wheat field. Though not yet full, even in the dead of night he could see furious movement throughout the field – the rustling of many stalks of wheat, the quick patter of feet, and the slow methodical plodding of tamping down stalks.
“Quite an operation, isn’t it?” The voice from behind him made the man jump. He turned to see an older man – clearly a farmer. “Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you…”
“It’s… it’s okay.”
“Name’s Deke,” the older man said, offering his hand.
“Eliot,” he said, shaking it.
“Haven’t seen you around here before, Eliot,” Deke said, staring out over the field.
“I, uh… I just got here. I, well, I…”
“You died. Come on, you can say it. We’ve all been there,” Deke said with a grin.
“I died,” Eliot managed with effort.
“Atta boy,” Deke said slapping him hard on the back. “So I betch’er wondering what’s goin’ on out here?”
“Yeah, I was trying to figure it out…”
“Where you from, Eliot?”
“Had a soy bean farm up in Illinois….” He drifted off thinking about it.
“That how you died?”
Eliot nodded slowly. “Yep… tractor accident.”
“Goddamn, that’s a shame. But Oklahoma is pretty far afield from Illinois…”
“Well,” Eliot started, “I couldn’t bear to sit around and watch my family mourn me and go on without me. Watching them without being able to do anything to help… that felt like hell.”
Deke coughed out a wry laugh, “Don’t I know it. Don’t I know it.” He took off his hat, scratched the short gray hairs around the perimeter of his head. “So you decided to take a walk and see what the rest of the country grew,” he said putting the hat back on his head.
“Something like that, yeah.”
“Eliot, what if I told you it’s possible to go a lot farther than you can imagine?”
Eliot raised an eyebrow. “I don’t follow.”
Deke nodded slowly. “Well, we’re part of a group…”
“We?”
Deke gestured out to the jostling in the field, “the collective we. Some of us have traveled pretty darn far since passing on.”
“Like Australia?”
“Like Alpha Centauri.”
“The star?”
“Mmm hmm,” Deke said. “And farther. Once you realize you’re not tethered to one place and you’re not bound by physics… sky’s no longer the limit,” his gaze tracked up to the moon above.
“Huh,” Eliot said, trying to take it in. “Find anything?”
“Oh yeah. That’s why we’re here in this field.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Eliot, in the vernacular of our lamentable president, there are some serious bad hombres out there. But unlike the aliens that Cheeto in the White House complains about, these aliens really do mean us harm.”
“Really?”
“Sure as shit. So we learned their language, their lore, what makes ‘em afraid. Like, blood-chilling, hair-on-the-back-of-your-neck (if they had hair) scared.”
“There’s things that scare aliens?”
“Words. Symbols, really…”
“And you guys are… drawing them?”
“Press calls ‘em ‘crop circles.’” He shrugged, “they can call ‘em whatever the hell they want. When the scout ships break atmosphere, spot an ancient warning symbol, they high tail it for the next habitable star system.”
Eliot was silent for a long time. “I’ve got a question, Deke.”
“Yeah?”
“What do you care? You’re dead… you’re all dead. Aliens can’t hurt you. Who cares?”
Deke chuckled a low bass rumble. “You’re new dead.”
“So?”
“You’re gonna learn that there are things even the dead fear. The Grays? They don’t discriminate between the living and the dead. In fact, they’re obsessed with figuring out what makes a ghost a ghost… and harnessing that for themselves. It ain’t pretty.” Deke shivered and fell into silence. Finally, he added, “You’ll see. In time.”
“This is a lot to take in.”
“Damn right it is.”
“What about everything else that’s rumor?”
“Such as?”
“Bigfoot?”
“Real.”
“Loch Ness Monster?”
“Eh,” Deke held out a hand and tilted it back and forth. “It’s complicated.”
“Chupacabra?”
“Heh. Real. There’s a story there…”
“Elvis?”
“Didn’t you ever hear ‘Jailhouse Rock?’”
“Of course, but is he still alive?”
“Oh, hell no. He’s been dead.”
“Vampires? Werewolves?”
“Fake as shit.”
“Okay,” Eliot nodded. “This is a lot, but… it makes me feel better. I feel like maybe there’s a purpose for me.”
“We can always use more hands,” Deke said. “Lemme introduce you. We’ll put you right to work. We’ve got to finish this one by dawn and we’re a little behind.”
“What’s it say?”
“Fuck you, you fucking fuckers,” he saw the look on Eliot’s face. “Well, that’s a loose translation…”

31 Ghosts 2018: October 23 – A Welcome Visit

I woke up from this dream and went straight to the computer to write it before I forgot it leaving even my glasses on the nightstand. I fixed a couple little typos for readability sake, but otherwise it’s entirely intact from that just-woken-up state. My family believes when a loved one shows up in your dreams they’re actually visiting you there. I believe that strongly, which is why I hurried to capture this “ghost story” as genuinely as I could. —Jordy
Trying to sleep as long as possible this morning, I turned my early alarm off and verified the “latest you can safely sleep and still get to work” alarm was set, and drifted back into a fitful sleep. I arrived home late to a townhouse I shared with my mom (gee, I wonder where I was thinking of townhouses…). The front door was wide open and the lights were on — at least in the front room. I grabbed for my knife with my right hand and my phone with my left hand and I called my mom from my “Favorites” menu (I still haven’t taken her number out of “Favorites”). I stepped in and immediately saw the hall closet had been ransacked – all the picture albums had been shoved down from the top shelf as someone clearly had been rifling through looking for valuables. I stepped over the pile of clothes and albums on the floor and into the house as my mom picked up. “Mom, we’ve been robbed!” I said, agitated. “It’s okay, honey,” she said in a voice immediately calming and I found a little irritating because, shit, we’d been robbed! She shouldn’t be so calm!
I went to look at the kitchen and found it relatively unscathed. And before I had a chance to go into the back rooms, mom was there.
I explained what I’d seen. She nodded and smiled. She led back to the back bedrooms which were dark.
“Mom, wait, let me go back and get my flashlight… and my knife,” I realized I wasn’t holding it anymore.
“It’s okay,” she said, still smiling. But it wasn’t alright because I didn’t have a flashlight or my knife and I didn’t know if whoever did this might still be here. She continued, unperturbed.
I remember we went into her room – which made sense because she would want to check on jewelry – and it was still dark. She didn’t turn on any lights. She barely put her hand on the night stand where she kept her jewelry and immediately said, “it’s fine.” She smiled to me. “It’s fine,”  and I could see it even in the dark.
I woke up. The realization my mom has been dead now for more than four years and that bittersweet feeling of getting to spend a moment longer with her – even if just a short period in a dream that in the light of day makes little sense – feels precious and yet pokes at the wound I thought more healed than it feels right now. And I’m crying as I type this and I don’t care because I’m trying desperately to cling to the the memory of her smile in that dream even as it evaporates like the fog rising from the river as the sun comes up. I miss you so much, mom.

31 Ghosts 2018: October 22 – Ghostmates, part 1

Shortly after moving in to her new townhouse and a day or so after she found moving boxes inexplicably rearranged, Janine answered the door. It was the couple that had moved out before her. In a hurry. They explained the house was haunted. They recommended she get out while she could. Janine didn’t tell them she wasn’t moving because she wasn’t afraid or didn’t believe. No, she told them she wasn’t moving because she couldn’t afford to move. The rent was cheap. “For a reason!” the former tenants  exclaimed, imploring her to leave while her sanity was intact.

She thanked them and hoped their new place was ghost free. She closed the door and a plate flew past her face and exploded against the far wall. Janine sighed, and set to unpacking.

Janine died a week later.

It had nothing to do with the townhouse. It had everything to do with the drunk driver going the wrong way on the freeway. When Janine woke up in her bed for the last time, she didn’t feel the covers or the pillow, or anything. But it was the last time because movers took her stuff away. Janine watched her sister go through her things, never not crying, and Janine couldn’t do anything to assuage her mourning. And then all Janine’s stuff was gone and the townhouse was quiet – they hadn’t started showing it yet.

“So, it’s all ours now?” the voice behind her startled her. She spun to see tall overweight white man in zebra striped MC Hammer pants and a stained Van Halen shirt.

“Who the hell are you?”

“’Who the hell are you?’” he imitated her in a falsetto. “I’m your damn ghost housemate. Duh.” He sat heavily on one of the stairs.

“You’re the asshole who moved around all my shit? Who broke my plates? Who woke me up in my house at all hours of the night?”

“Whoa, sister, I’m gonna stop you right there….”

“I am not your sister!”

“Okay,” he held out a hand in defense, “that was culturally insensitive of me.” He paused for a moment and then yelled, “Girlfrieeeeend!”

Janine took two long steps across the carpet and slapped him hard with a backhand.

“Oww!” he said grabbing at his face. “That hurt! I didn’t know you could hurt me!”

“Look here,” she stood a foot away from him, her finger pointing in his face. “I am not your sister, your girlfriend, or whatever else your cracker-ass thinks I am. I’m dead and I’m pretty damn pissed about it. What’s worse, the ghost I lived with – who I’m now apparently stuck with – is a wise-cracking, white-assed, man-boy and I frankly liked you better when all you did was smash my dishes. I don’t have to like you, and I don’t expect you to like me. But if we’re resigned to this townhouse for the afterlife, you’re damn well going to show me some respect. Because if that slap got your attention,” she took a step closer so she was mere inches from his face, “know that I’ve got a mean right cross and I am not afraid to kick your lily-white ass. Do I make myself clear?”

“I liked you better alive.”

“I liked you better when I didn’t have to deal with you.”

“Why didn’t you move? I gave you enough reasons.”

“What is your name?”

“Tony.”

“Tony? I’m Janine. And I couldn’t afford to move. Yes, you were annoying, and you broke my good dishes, but the paranormal seems to be the only sort of rent control the powers that be can’t stop.”

“That bad out there?”

“When did you die?”

“1986.”

Janine shook her head sadly. “Worse than you can imagine.”

“But at least you’ve got flying cars, right?”

“What? What are you talking about?”

“It’s 2018, right? I figured you’ve got to have flying cars by now.”

“No,” Janine said flatly. “No flying cars. People drive so badly now – I was killed by a drunk driver! Can you imagine what it’d be like with flying cars?”

“You make a good point.”

“Don’t even get me started about those self-driving cars…”

“You have self-driving cars?!” Tony exclaimed.

“Yes… no…. sort of… it’s complicated,” she said. And then leaned against the wall and let herself slide down until she sat on the floor holding her knees.

The quiet fell over the townhouse again. After long minutes Tony said, “Janine?”

“Yes Tony?”

“I’m sorry.”

She looked up at him with curiosity.

“For being a dick earlier. I’m not used to… you know, communicating with someone. I’m used to being obnoxious to try to get them out.”

Janine shook her head. “I couldn’t afford to move when I was alive, and it sure looks like I’m stuck here when I’m dead.”

“Looks like it.” He hauled himself to his feet and stood over Janine and held out his hand. “Let’s start again. Hello housemate ghost, I’m Tony. You must be…”

Janine smiled for the first time since she died. She shook his hand, “Hi Tony. I’m Janine. I’m recently deceased and I guess we’re housemates.”

Just then the door knob rattled. “Oh no!” Tony said, his face draining of color.

Janine hurried to her feet. “What? What is it?”

The door opened and a woman in a gray pantsuit led a more causally dressed woman, a teenage girl, and an adolescent boy into the house.

“Take a look around,” the pantsuited lady said.

“I like it already,” the woman said. “What do you think, Suzie?”

“I don’t know,” the teenage girl shrugged and pulled out her phone.

“I’m gonna go pick out my room!” the boy screamed running past Tony and up the stairs.

“Oh my god. I’m so afraid!”

“What, Tony, what?!” Janine implored.

“Tenants!”